Wednesday, 16 July 2014

CATachresis Presents

Introducing the latest no-expense-spared massive blockbuster from The CATachresis Film Corporation. You can buy pop corn and candy and various other things that rot your teeth at the kiosk in the lobby.  

There will be no speaking, spitting, slurping, snoring or snogging allowed in the auditorium.

Now please take your seats and settle back. The show is about to start.

"Austin fights his corner"


You can watch on YouTube here

Next episode: "The Corner fights back"

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 muscat - a breed of cat popular with drinkers

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Sunday, 13 July 2014

Wistful


Is this my best side?

Have a serene Sunday!

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nostalgia - an intense pain in the nose

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Wednesday, 9 July 2014

Do the summerhouse shuffle!

Picture the scene
Time: 11:00 hrs on any given day
Place: Shed (masquerading as a summerhouse) in back garden 
Weather: sunny but cool
Cast: Fluctuating
Episode: #35509

In this seemingly adequate space of about 7ft x 5ft there are three chairs (plus three folded), one small table, one large gas heater, one bean bag foot rest and rug, one bucket, several assorted gardening implements and one relaxed peep reading newspaper.


Ten minutes later there are three chairs (plus three folded), one small table, one large gas heater, one bean bag foot rest and rug, one bucket, several assorted gardening implements, three peeps, three coffees, two cats and one discarded newspaper.

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shuffle - a bad tempered dance that occurs upon the seeming random convergence of humans, cats and inanimate objects in a confined space 

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Friday, 4 July 2014

Look here!

I think Tigger wins paws down!!!

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Today we would like to wish
Happy 4th July to all our American friends :)

We are celebrating at Cat Scouts by having a parade and here I am with some of my patrol - Wally's Warriors - in our float which was built by Timmy and Einstein. Isn't it great! Good job guys! :)  I am wearing my very best bow tie for the occasion. Even though we don't exactly celebrate independence day here in the UK, we don't hold a grudge (much) and we shall let bygones be bygones MOL ;)


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independence - on the 4th July everyone does the Indy Pen dance

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Sunday, 29 June 2014

A Moggie Muses


Tuxie stands tall
Surrounded by nature
Thinking of lunch

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macadamia - the environment or community concerned with the pursuit of research, education, and scholarship in Scotland

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Saturday, 21 June 2014

♫ Lazing on a sunny afternoon ♫



When your energy does sap,
You take a little nap.

When you laze around all day,
There's nothing more to say.


The End

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listlessness - In the state of being without a list.
No! I can't say it either, after a few niptinis!

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Friday, 13 June 2014

It's Paw Day!


Today is Show your Paw day. I couldn't find the significance of this in the annals of history, but as my pals Sammy from One Spoiled Cat and Archie from My Three Moggies are hosting this, I knew it was impawtant :)))  So here is my paw for your delectation :)


If you look very carefully, you can just about see a nekkid claw peeping out!! ;)

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paw - not having enough money to live on

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