I have gone all retro! This shot was taken on 11th April 2008 at 09:17:34! I had been living at Caer Twr exactly 5 months, 2 weeks, 4 days, 19 hours, 43 minutes and 31:29 seconds. You can see that I am super slim and sleek (try saying that with a mouth full of tuna!). You will also note that unlike the elephant on the shelf above I am not being used as a bookend! It appears I am being used as a dust trap and paperweight. If I had known the reason for my incarceration at Caer Twr I would have at the very least negotiated more appropriate terms and conditions! i.e.: 1) Paperweight and dust trap duties will take place between the hours of 12.01 and 12.03 only 2) During the 23 hour 58 minute rest period between 12.03 and 12.01 Whiskas chicken and cheese treats will be freely available c) During working hours minutes, above mentioned treats will be freely available iv) No leaky printer ink shall touch my delicate furs at any time £) If I should choose to sleep on the job computer, The Staff must get up and go and do something else Sicks) The Staff will not complain when I unintentionally click "Buy Now" in Amazon and fifteen pantechnicons full of the best Colombian nip is delivered to the front door L) Paperweight services will be withdrawn if the imprint "Court Summons" is accidentally branded on my chest from the Council notice lying on top of the pile of final demands Ate) I will not collect any dust on my white bits nein) Or my black bits dix) Or my whiskers! We are joining the Shunday Shelfie blog hop hosted by Kitties Blue. Click on the badge below to see the other participating blogs :)
terms and conditions - rules made by cat to which the human adheres at all times.
In exchange the cat will whap, thwack, claw and "put the bitey on" whenever they feel it necessary to keep order and the status quo